What a Mechanical day

 

Readers’ patience will be tested to their outer limits………..

 

I have BRIEFLY mentioned that I had an accident about a week ago and I finally got a rental Chevy. I had to tell that rental guy that I am a mechanical engineer because it took me about 2 nano seconds to find out that little shady car was fully mechanical. That is, you use your key to open every fking door manually, one by one. Also, you will get to wind your windows up and down just like those cars you used to sat in or watch during “Innovation Spring Wind Blows The Big Ground” era in our sweet memory.

Oh, but this SOB does have an Auto Head Light……..

Speaking of mechanical, today is a 100% mechanical day for me as I had to build these eight units of “hassle-free” drop-in stands for drink dispensers. “Hassle-Free” is really an accurate description of these SOBs. It took me about 6 hours to build up 8 of them and I didn’t even have time to release the crystal clear liquid from my body. This might lead to back-flow of my urine which might lead to other “make-u-feel-anal” disease in a visible future.

I worked about 7 hours non-stop until i could finally sit down. I have to sit in a very funky gesture as my butt was numb and sore at the same time somehow. However, my butt didn’t even get to recover as they called me again to solve some problems. It appeared that I have installed some little, for cosmetic purposes only, parts reversely. Oh my, please, I followed that instruction step by step and how could I have done such professionally retarded mistake? It was even greater that I could not complain to our welding fellows since the instructions were done by engineering department anyway.

Therefore, I had to abuse my butt and waist again by standing for another 2 hours in the super warm welding place taking sweat shower and pretending I was deeply sorry about what I have done.

I found myself sitting infront of my dearest 4:3 17” Dell Monitor, typing this pointless and lengthened blog entry on my space. If you have read this far, you really make me cry. Ya, Dr.Wang GX, i know you are bored enough to see this word: ROLL…