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苹果骚了……….

God, what I have been doing these years?

Steve Chen and his partner, co-founders of Youtube.com

 

Hi guys, you can tell Steve Chen is about my size. What you probably don’t know is that he is also at my age, 27.

Education:

      Steve Chen: Graduated from UIUC with a B.S. degree in Computer Science

      Jason Gu: Graduated from UCI with a B.S. degree in Mechanical Engineering

      Comments: At least we all BS, only one U apart. Rankwise, 36th and 42nd.

      Similarity: High (8 points)

 

Race:

      Steve Chen: American Chinese (Born in Taiwan)

      Jason Gu: Amercian Chinese (Born in Mainland China)

      Comments: Under the great ONE CHINA policy, we are all considered as Chinese

      Similarity: High (8 points)

 

Job Title:

       Steve Chen: CTO of Youtube

       Jason Gu: Project Engineer (for cheap) of Hxxxxxx Products International

       Comments: Great job boys! It is like comparing a Hyundai to a Lexus

       Similarity: None! (0 point)

 

Marital Status:

       Steve Chen: Single. What a wise choice!

       Jason Gu: Single. What a punk a-s-s!

       Comments: …………

       Similarity: …………

 

Body Size:

        Steve Chen: Slightly Overweighted

        Jason Gu: Fat

        Comments: None

        Similarity: Very High (10 points)

 

Salary/Earning:

        Steve Chen: As much as you can think of a 27 year old asian dude can make

        Jason Gu: Hanging there in the air with groups of construction site workers.

        Comments: Good luck next life!

        Similarity: Negative! (-10000 points)

 

Conclusion:

        Being fat and rich: Priceless………..

        There are something money can’t buy. For everything else, Jason Gu still can’t afford.