湖人

 

 

若无法在逆境中求生，没人会叫你大神。

 

神户兄你看着办吧。

 

全世界都会同情你的眼泪，如果那玩意儿可以给你赎身。

 

 

 

LAKERS 1-3 CELTICS

 

 

 

He sets the standard too high………

Love him?

Hate him?

It does not matter…..

They all show your respect towards him.

Dirk will get the MVP this year.

Or maybe Nash?

But think about it……..

50 years after, when your little grandson asks you

"What happened in 2006-2007 season?"

I bet you my head that your answer would not include the above two names.

 

 

"We held him to 43 points, by God" —-Don Nelson

大神永远被人包围

 

 

 

 

别湿

湿鸟

这年头，还有什么数字他不能带着回家的？

 

 

不怕不要命，就怕不要脸

 

 

David, your baby is still young, keep babying him. Only phantom fouls will stop him, LOL

湖人单臂射日，喇嘛坐地成仙

 

1999年，该逼就牛逼到家，当年快艇牛人一堆，可惜现在作鸟兽散。一日我老坐着校车游campus玩，广播里一逼道：Give’em a few years, they could be the champions. Look at all those talented young players they have.

 

喇嘛七加上神户二十四，再加上湖人小白众，今天一定至少也得搞个西部决赛，要不然还真对不起我老。

神户hata们，可以找地方挖坑拉屎了…………..

 

神户+喇嘛+小白众+禅师=湖人僧兵队

蒙7队全场做狗，终于窝囊而死

值得纪念的日子

 

在小荒弟James,沈殿霞Wade，和傻瓜Anthony的带领下，一路做狗，全场被动地被希腊队活活拉下马来。很难相信，拥有如此“豪华阵容”的蒙七队，还真的蒙了七场比赛，蒙七蒙七，队如其名。

 

总决赛后，把沈殿霞Wade捧上天的人终于看清楚了，FIBA不会照顾你，不会在最后三十秒给你吹罚球。那些把小荒第吹上云彩的人们也终于看清楚了，4步上篮是行不通的，尤其是在最后时刻。至于傻瓜兄，这次属于比较敬业的。还有保罗小弟更加出色，可惜，被小荒弟和沈殿霞之流搞下去了。

 

 

传说中的科神没有来，NBA攻守均衡第一人，竟然不来？当然，自称受伤，估计也是小心眼儿使然，嘿嘿。

 

此正是：

 

东瀛半月穷美梦

七场比赛如旅游

 

某人裸奔鸟

Kobe for NBA 3rd Team?????

Okay, here it comes, do the math.

 

All NBA FIRST TEAM VOTING

 

126 voters, each voter get three votes for 1st, 2nd and 3rd on 5-3-1 point basis. 1st team vote gets 5 points, 2nd gets 3 and so on.

 

Kobe Bryant, finished with 597 points, received 110 first team votes

 

So here comes the math

 

5 x 110 = 550

 

597-550=47

 

47/3=15.66666666666666666666667

 

Wait a second!!

 

This directly indicates that KOBE received TWO 3rd team votes!

 

Those two who voted him for 3rd team, do you guys actually use your brain????????

 

Let me tell you this, ONE 81 POINT GAME is enough to place him in the first team! Enough said!

 

Kobe haters, go fuck yourselves!

 

And you take my words for it. There will never, NEVER, be anyone who can break KOBEs’ 81 point record in a single game

 

Not LBJ, he is still dreaming of his 23 jersey. Not VC, he is on his way to his 401K account. Please, not Wade, he simply rely on that fat dude.

 

Those two no-brainers who voted KOBE for 3rd team, your wives should know basketball better than you do!

湖人又萎鸟，我为什么会用“又”呢？

停车仔还是没有前途，整场比赛型同梦游，0分收场，嘿嘿

 

K8也没办法了